It is isn’t it!
-To everyone i hold dear
Shut up and listen.
Germany:third largest economy by nominal GDP and the fifth largest in purchasing power parity.
I am going to base a theory on very sound fact, im not autistic,dyslexic or ghajni, im just clinically paranoid, which to mind is the kind of optimism i need to avert the kind of disaster that awaits us unsuspecting ones. (well not me for 1, i got me survival brew in shape)
I am not 60 so i wont ramble on about the war, or segregate Europe into the Axis and the Allied powers, but lets face it,
blood being of the viscosity it is, it is very hard to bring the nazi out of the [Vornamen Nachnamen] (no puns or allegations intended, directly atleast)
Recently during the filming of the 11th season of Top Gear, a BBC 2 automotive bible, the jurisdiction of the jurisprudence spoken thereof being absolute and omnipresent (because 1 just has to admit, apocalypse aside, this thing is bloody brilliant).
VW(which i was shocked to find many people calling it a small european company) recently launched its sedan flagship Jetta in India marking its vicegrip in the Indian automotive industry and the start of its Indian operations.
That german automotive midget Volkswagen owns:
Lamborghini (Italian)
Bentley (British)
Bugatti (French)
Audi+Quattro GmbH(Audi’s Superbrand) (German)
Skoda (Czech)
SEAT (Spain)
hows that for a slice of fried gold?
VW was happy, so was Germany (haan dono mere langotiye hain) its economy was fueled by the very industry.
Quoting Clarkson (God of all car reviewing ,top gear):The Bentley Brooklyn is like a slice of old England.
(After the most ferocious road test ever)
Quoting James May(Captain Slow):Well Bentley is owned by VW, and the engine was designed by Unrich EichEoch. (smiles)
So was this the sign that the nazis would soon take over the world?
BLAM
Porche lead by Ferdinand Porche an Austrian-Hungarian industrial magnate (owner of porche) swoops in for the kill and BUYS VW.
Ill hit you again
BUYS VW
(i mean how much moolah do these people have? Did they pillage themselves and asked world bank for an insurance claim?)
Is the threat over?
Think again…
HARD….
Who were the founders of VW:
(give yourself 3 seconds)
Ferdinand Porche
(Skunk 1 for the irony)
and (drumroll)
ADOLF HITLER
So did you poo yourself yet?
if yeh have, fear not
Fiat, Germany’s front line assault was/is (citation needed) going through a 2 million Euro a day loss, while GM(that’s right our very own allied war machine) owns:
Buick(Park Avenue fame)
Cadillac (XJR need i say more)
Chevrolet
GMC
GMC Medium Duty Trucks
Holden
Hummer
Opel
Pontiac
Saab
Saturn
Vauxhall(VXR Teh Shit)
have payed Obama(:P) 14 billion dollars to operate through March(end financial year) avoiding the adverse impacts of the recession.
With this current rate of depreciation in Fiat share costs the bald eagle may swoop in a-la Normandy and buy Fiat.
In a world of kiska baap kaun guess who fiat owns:
Abarth(it’s CRAZY superbrand)
Alfa Romeo
Autobianchi
Ferrari (Fascist,dont ask)
Lancia
Maserati
and many other subsidiaries.
And with the bald eagle swooping in for the kill we can bid some sort of an adieu to the Fascist/Nazi industrial war machine.
But hold it even though the motherland(Britain) made the Joint Strike Fighter with the US, you know the F-35.
Yep in collab with the same people who gave the world the Mach 3 SR-71 Blackbird.
The Nazis however have the answer ready,(not it isnt a 640 bhp raging bull)
Maybach’s underwear Merc came up with its clk
then on the the 2nd day there was the AMG GmbH
on the 3rd there was the Black ops division
on D-Day the answer was the Mercedes AMG Black CLK 63.
In a world of satellite targeting and Intercontinental Ballistic Tactical Nuclear Missiles, this is
A
NEW
WORLD
ORDER
What are we going to do?
Do yourself a favor, marry a pretty Alfa 8C mount it and hope atleast the lot of you survive whats coming.
We are all going to die.
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